Charlie Dompler

Smiling Friends

oh my god in lord jesus name i pray bring that disgusting nasally yellow fat gamer man into my arms. and have you SEEN the human!charlie fanart roaming around the internet??? if you look like that DM me immediately

Kal-El / Clark "Superman" Kent

D.C. Extended Universe

when i was younger i had such a fat fictional crush on smallville!superman portrayed by Tom Welling, and ever since the 2025 superman movie i've been back into my old ways.

Daryl Dixon

The Walking Dead

my first love... the one that got away... but not really. i've had a fictional crush on this man since i was 15 years old and it never really went away. but hey, at least now he's only double my age instead of more than triple.....

Erik ("The Phantom")

The Phantom of the Opera

my mom used to play The Phantom of the Opera (2004) when i was a kid, all the time. and the older i got, the more i thought... "damn... would."

listen. if i was christine and a beautiful masked man with an operatic singing voice was disgustingly obsessed with me, i'd marry him.

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Call of Duty

oh my goddd another army man i guess i have a typeeeeee... sigh... MW is so fun. and there's so many hot men in that series.

Sebastian "Glam" Schvagenbagen

Metal Family

i love a man with a tragic backstory. i love a man who's just a little bit off. i love a man who can play the guitar.

Kazuma Kiryu

Yakuza / Ryu Ga Gotoku (龍が如)

he's jacked, he's hot, he's kind, he could kill me. whats not to love?

Kent

Stardew Valley

good god what a man in uniform can do. he's so emotionally damaged and traumatized he's literally just like me fr hahaha... CONCERNED APE LET ME BE A HOME WRECKER PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN BE EVERYTHING JODI CAN'T !!!!!!!!!!11