SPECIMEN IDENTIFICATION

Name Aurora, Rory, Caesthoffe
Birthday 11 August 2003
Age 23 y/o
Pronouns They/it/neos
Location Pacific Northwest
Identity Non-binary, aromantic allosexual, marsic/viramoric

    Phraseology: How to Speak Like Caesthoffe

  • "God bless," used sarcastically
  • "Not to throw stones from glass houses," when i need to use friendly fire
  • "That's neither here nor there"
  • "That's their perogative"
  • "Have fun," when someone goes to use the bathroom
  • "Fair enough," typically followed by "god bless"
  • "Fuck me," said in shock or surprise

Favorite...

  • COLORS black, red, blue
  • SEASONS summer and fall
  • FLORA & FAUNA whale sharks, mola mola, blue catfish, roses, cats
  • FONTS courier new
  • PERFUME japanese cherry blossom from bath & body works
  • NUMBERS 111, 2
  • GODS Mars
  • SPORTS american gridiron football & hockey

LIKES

  • Theme parks
  • Bread clips
  • Weird and fun socks
  • Vulture culture
  • Religious symbolism in media
  • WWE
  • Internet mysteries
  • Urban exploration, and abandoned things in general
  • LEGOs
  • Weird or obscure history
  • Scary signs

DISLIKES

  • (Most) mainstream podcasters
  • Chiropractors, polygraphs, and other pseudosciences deeply imbeded into our society
  • Radfems, gender criticals, and TERFs
  • The evil "-bros" (tech bros, crypto bros, etc)
  • Fans of the Patriots and/or Kansas City Chiefs
  • Lime scooters
  • Influencers and "pranksters" who just make the people around them miserable for clout

GAS STATION ORDER: pepsi, cheeto fries, wild berry skittles
COFFEE ORDER: 16 oz vanilla latte
BAR ORDER: whiskey coke in a tall glass
SUBWAY ORDER: chicken and bacon ranch melt: italian bread, american cheese, lettuce, cucumber, spinach, extra pickles, honey mustard

"He's Literally Me" / Kin List

Character Series Media Type
Artemis It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005–) T.V. Show
Lady Bird Lady Bird (2017) Movie

[ specimin psychological profile ]

Tattoos (In Chronological Order)

i am a(n)...

activist, adult, anarchist, androgynous, aromantic, BDSM, bitch, bondage, bottom, cat lover, catfish, clockable, contradictory, creative, creature, estranged, eyeliner fag, FT?, FTX, faggot, fairy, female-born, flirt, fluid, full of hate & love, furry, gay, gender neutral, genderfree, genderfuck, genderful, homo, kinky, LGBTQIA, leftist, masochist, no-op, out-ish, part-time, pro-choice, progressive, queer, radical, semi-sexual, sex positive, shy, single-gender, slut, socialist, starfucker, submissive, trannyfag, trans, transgender, transmasculine, wannabe, weird, whatever, working class
...who are you?