SPECIMEN IDENTIFICATION
| Name | Aurora, Rory, Caesthoffe |  |
| Birthday | 11 August 2003 | |
| Age | 22 y/o | |
| Pronouns | They/it/neos | |
| Location | Pacific Northwest | |
| Identity | Non-binary, aromantic allosexual, marsic/viramoric |
- "God bless," used sarcastically
- "Not to throw stones from glass houses," when i need to use friendly fire
- "That's neither here nor there"
- "That's their perogative"
- "Fair enough," typically followed by "god bless"
- "Fuck me," said in shock or surprise
Phraseology: How to Speak Like Caesthoffe
Favorite...
- COLORS black, red, blue
- SEASONS summer and fall
- FLORA & FAUNA whale sharks, mola mola, blue catfish, roses, cats
- FONTS courier new
- PERFUME japanese cherry blossom from bath & body works
- NUMBERS 111, 2
- GODS Mars
- SPORTS american gridiron football & hockey
LIKES
- Theme parks
- Bread clips
- Weird and fun socks
- Vulture culture
- Religious symbolism in media
- WWE
- Internet mysteries
- Urban exploration, and abandoned things in general
- LEGOs
- Weird or obscure history
- Scary signs
DISLIKES
- (Most) mainstream podcasters
- Chiropractors, polygraphs, and other pseudosciences deeply imbeded into our society
- Radfems, gender criticals, and TERFs
- The evil "-bros" (tech bros, crypto bros, etc)
- Fans of the Patriots and/or Kansas City Chiefs
- Lime scooters
- Influencers and "pranksters" who just make the people around them miserable for clout
GAS STATION ORDER: pepsi, cheeto fries, wild berry skittles
COFFEE ORDER: 16 oz vanilla latte
BAR ORDER: whiskey coke in a tall glass
SUBWAY ORDER: chicken and bacon ranch melt: italian bread, american cheese, lettuce, cucumber, spinach, extra pickles, honey mustard
"He's Literally Me" / Kin List
| Character | Series | Media Type |
|---|---|---|
| Charlie Kelly | It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005–) | T.V. Show |
| Lady Bird | Lady Bird (2017) | Movie |
| Garfield | Garfield (1976–) | Comic |
| Plum | Copycats (2024–) | Web story |
[ specimin psychological profile ]
Tattoos (In Chronological Order)
| i am a(n)... |
activist, adult, anarchist, androgynous, aromantic, BDSM, bitch, bondage, bottom, cat lover, catfish, clockable, contradictory, creative, creature, estranged, eyeliner fag, FT?, FTX, faggot, fairy, female-born, flirt, fluid, full of hate & love, furry, gay, gender neutral, genderfree, genderfuck, genderful, homo, kinky, LGBTQIA, leftist, masochist, no-op, out-ish, part-time, pro-choice, progressive, queer, radical, semi-sexual, sex positive, shy, single-gender, slut, socialist, starfucker, submissive, trannyfag, trans, transgender, transmasculine, wannabe, weird, whatever, working class |
| ...who are you? |